Month: October 2024

If you love dick and you love fashion, then what the fuck are you doing standing here reading this blog post? You should have been at Rick Owen's fall/winter 2015 showcase, where the hottest trend was visible dick. Underboob was so 2014. This year, it's all about the underdick. At first glance, you might think the cock and balls peeking out from under this tall male model's dress is a case of a tailor who didn't get his measurements quite right. But you would be completely wrong. According to The Cut, the Dick Count in the show was three. To recap: that's three visible penises on stage at Paris Fashion week. The show wasn't all penis parade. Apparently, it started out relatively normally. Just a buncha health goth dudes walking down the catwalk, nothin…

Major League Baseball got its final-day “bonanza,” which it will use as a selling point whenever they get around to expanding the playoffs for good. While the American League slots had been sorted for a while, the National League had a smorgasbord of teams that got lost on their way to somewhere else and got roped into this timeshare presentation that were either fighting for playoff spots and seeding. With all the games starting at the same time, what baseball wants you to believe is that it was wild swings of momentum and emotions across the nation. But because they’ve expanded the playoffs to include teams that would normally have been kicked out of the bar long ago for trying to make out with the Golden Tee girl, what they got was a competition to see who could fall down last. …

From here out, when you talk about Aaron Hernandez being accused of committing murder, you're going to have to specify which one. Hernandez has been indicted by a grand jury on two counts of first-degree murder, stemming from a drive-by shooting outside a Boston club in 2012—a year before the alleged murder of Odin Lloyd. On July 16, 2012, Daniel Abreu and Safiro Furtado were killed when an SUV pulled up alongside their car at a red light and fired into the vehicle. The deaths initially went unsolved, but Hernandez emerged as a possible suspect last summer, when a club security guard told police he had overheard that the killings were related to the murder of Odin Lloyd. Since then, evidence against Hernandez has mounted: The SUV used in the drive-by was found at the Bristol, Co…

The Atlanta Braves acquired outfielder J.P. Martinez from the Texas Rangers on Friday for minor league right-hander Tyler Owens. Martinez, 27, batted .225 (9-for-40) with one homer and four RBIs in 17 games with the Rangers last season. He hit .297 with 14 homers, 60 RBIs and 41 stolen bases in 82 games split between three different levels of minor league baseball. Owens, 23, posted a 0-6 record with four saves and a 3.03 ERA in 29 games (15 starts) last season split between Double-A Mississippi and High-A Rome. He is 5-15 with nine saves and a 4.37 ERA in 77 career minor-league appearances (32 starts). —Field Level Media …

data-mm-id=”_gr972ibwu”>Cam Newton remains a member of the Carolina Panthers, but that hasn't stopped football prognosticators from playing matchmaker. A new destination for the quarterback, placed on injured reserve last week, was one of Colin Cowherd's topics on Thursday's edition of The Herd. Cowherd listed seven teams in urgent need at the quarterback spot, teams that could invite Newton in if he parts ways with the Panthers. Which team would be the best fit for Cam Newton next season? @ColinCowherd sees 2 options: pic.twitter.com/VjPGbSWfO8— Herd w/Colin Cowherd (@TheHerd) November 14, 2019Cowherd first declares that the Cincinnati Bengals and Miami Dolphins would pass (citing they would "start over" with a rookie, namely Joe Burrow or Tua Tagovailoa). T…

data-mm-id=”_hqeykt0gh”>The image of cardboard cutout fans propped up in the front row behind home plate during KBO games this year is impossible to forget. Ignoring the fact that some appear to be holding dinosaurs and others advertising signs, the cutouts felt gimmicky and inauthentic to the moment and took attention away from the game. Worse still, they served as a frequent reminder that we're in the midst of a global pandemic that forces people to stay at home and resurfaced the question of whether we should be playing sports at all right now. That's not the viewing experience I want when I turn to sports for a distraction from reality, but it appears sports broadcasters and leagues in the United States could be headed down the same road as the KBO. According to Joe Buck …

data-mm-id=”_hj1ok409y”>In light of the news that the NBA would allow teams to re-open their practice facilities if they're in a state where stay-at-home restrictions have been relaxed or lifted, Dan Patrick (who must read the site) discussed how it's a beacon of false hope. He also touched upon how, for better or for worse, sports and their return will be our barometer for how well the country is handling this pandemic. The full segment: DP on the Record: "For better or for worse, sports will be a viable barometer of really how we're doing as a country."For Today's Full Replay: https://t.co/weIJ7tl6oG pic.twitter.com/eJyKy04GLp— Dan Patrick Show (@dpshow) April 28, 2020I thought this was an interesting monologue because while I wasn't actively thin…

data-mm-id=”_cd4a74ny0″>The Miami Heat were playing the Indiana Pacers this afternoon in Game 2 of their playoff series. Jimmy Butler was really feeling it. He hit two 3-point attempts, which puts him at a 100-percent make rate for the playoffs because he didn't attempt one in Game 1. The Heat's official Twitter account must've gotten quite a rush of dopamine from seeing those 3-pointers fall, because soon after, it tweeted the message below in the popular meme format used to suggest the people saying the thing in question are stupid. It added a clown emoji afterwards. “JiMMy cAn’T sHooT tHrEEs” – ?— Miami HEAT (@MiamiHEAT) August 20, 2020Butler hit two threes. Two. And suddenly everyone who said Butler couldn't shoot is a clown, huh? Let's check the st…